A condition exhibited by high school
freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with
upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "
FFS."
Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?
Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a
real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!
Senior 1:
Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!