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Define Fake Bake Meaning

Fake Bake
when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?
By Dareen
Fake Bake
Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.

Person 1:"Did you see how dumb Holly acted after she took that hit?"
Person 2:"Yeah she's totally a fake bake!"
By Janelle
Fake Bake
Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"
By Klarika
Fake-Bake
incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake
By Meg
Fake Baked
The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.
By Lizabeth
Fake Bake
When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake
By Deb
Fake-baked
sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).

look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.
By Asia
Fake Bake Faggot
When someone who nobody likes pretends to be high when he isn't.... also he likes penis

Sam Was a Fake Bake Faggot because he was pretending to be high off sun chips... also hes a faggot
By Sidoney
Fake And Bake
A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.

Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"
Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."
Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."
Guy2:"Creepy.?"
Guy1:"Exactly..."
By Juliann
Fake And Bake
Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.
By Karia