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Define Farmhouse Meaning

Farmhouse
When invited on a date (or formal, or party or any large to small function planned in advance) and then ditch out 24 hours or less in advance.

Girl 1: "So, are you really going to Barn Party with Joe?"
Girl 2: "No, I think I'll wait til 4 am and then Farmhouse him."
By Aloisia
Farmhouse
Dirty, unkempt, and gross. Stinky like barn yard. In general a repulsive sight.

Example 1: That bussys farmhouse

Example: Damn your trash smells farmhouse
By Agata
Farmhouse
A large fraternity, consisting mainly of homosexuals. They don't drink (at the auburn chapter), and spend most of their time beating each other off while other fraternities are partying. Shouldn't really be considered a fraternity. Also known as "Faghouse" or "Faghut"

Chick 1 : Hey did you go to the Farmhouse party last night?
Chick 2 : Yeah it was lame. It was just a bunch of dudes having sex with each other sober.
By Casey
FarmHouse
A group of hard-working gentlemen that are well rounded in all aspects of life. They are respected wherever they go, and the ladies love them. They are often seen helping old ladies cross the street, acing college exams, lifting heavy objects, or making attractive ladies swoon.

Girl 1: I need to find me a man who is sexy, burly, and is a gentleman
Girl 2: Go down to FarmHouse, they are full of them

AGR Member 1: Why do no girls ever come visit us.
AGR Member 2: They are all hanging out at FarmHouse
AGR Member 1: Dang it! I should have pledged there
By Melba
Farmhouse Bob
Farmhouse Bob, a Farmhouse Bob The act of Covering the penis in animal shit then performing intercourse with the partner while the penis is covered in animal shit

billy next time your with jane give her a farmhouse bob
By Zarah
Bulgarian Farmhouse
The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.

"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
By Carlina
Farmhouse Mature
Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit
By Saloma
Farmhouse
Farmhouse - Verb - Derogatory

To stop abruptly. To suddenly cease. Always followed by great disappointment and is generally disdained by all. Can be soul crushing, vibe killing, and in severe cases day/night/life ruining.

Dude! I shouldn't have gone to the bar....got totally farmhoused.

Careful! that hottie might have an Adam's apple! don't wanna get farmhoused.....
By Deeanne
Dirty Farmhouse
When you are getting throat and ass-fucked by two guys simultaneously in a farmhouse, and when you all nut at the same time, the three of you scream "We are farmers. Bum bum-bum-bum bumbumbum!"

"I heard three guys screaming the "We are farmers" tune inside. I think they are performing the Dirty Farmhouse.
By Elinore