the poof of poisonous gases that
fester and brew and you hold in untill you find a victim to stand in front of in the grocery store and release your fart cloud upon them whilst you casually walk away and watch from the next
isle as others look at them in disgust
that guy took so long in
the grocery store selecting his brand of
loo roll i just blew him a fart cloud within inches it smelt so bad other customers thought he had shat himself