Define Feed The Cat Meaning

Feed The Cat
An excuse used in mixed company when you want to leave and have a bowel movement in your own toilet.

Sorry guys I would love to stay and talk but I have to go home and feed the cat.
By Marianna
Feed The Cat

- Brb gotta feed the cat.
- Back, my hands smell like fish now.
- Do your cats like fish?
- No I... never mind.
By Joana
Feed The Cat
Used when you've done something awesome today.

Joey: I am totally going to feed the cat in volleyball today!

Will: Good luck with that, man, you're gonna need it.
By Alvinia
Feed The Cat
Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!
By Aime
Feed The Cat
To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...
By Velvet
Feed The Cat
An electro/dubstep/EDM mixtape by Ephixa showcasing multiple Monstercat label songs. Usually around 30 minutes to an hour long.

Feed The Cat Mixtape - 60 minutes of Electro Dubstep and EDM from Monstercat - Mixed by Ephixa - YouTube
By Carlie
Feed The Cat
To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.

"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."
By Jean
Feeding The Cats
What you say on the phone to let the other person know that you can no longer talk freely because someone has entered the room.

Jamie "So what did you do last night?"
Erica "I'm feeding the cats"
Jamie "OK, tell me later."
By Nanni
Feeding The Cat

"Alright bitches were all feeding the cat tonight"

"Gabby did you feed the cat last night?"
By Nolana
Feed The Cats
A phrase used in place of vomiting.

By Chandra