I had a friend bring one of her old friends out one night. When the
hambeast tried to buckle her
seat belt in the back seat, she couldn't do it. She then
flipped out, crying, screaming that it was a piece of shit and the seat belts didn't work and to stop the car. We had not even left the parking lot yet. This was a brand new car, seat belts worked fine BTW. That was some classic FGD.