Define Flaherty Meaning

Flaherty
1. the scum of the earth
2. the white stuff you get between your teeth when you're dehydrated

1. Jack: 'Man, i've got aids.'

Dave: 'Thats nothing, try having flaherty'

Jack: 'Ouch'

2. Flaherty sack
By Fanchette
Flaherty
someone who needs regular fucking (ie on the hour) or she gets quite testy and takes it out with general aggression. passive aggression, sarcasm, shit jokes etc.

also a general bitchwhore

'o you actually got out of bed before twelve good for you'
'stop being such a goddamn flaherty!'
By Becky
Flaherty

oh hey that girls french not irish...dude her last name is Flaherty, she's irish.
By Anabella
Flaherty
The type of laugh that comes right after something that is said, that really isn't funny. It's more of a burst of air than anything else.

Dude1: Hey dude, I heard you could smoke weed out of a tampon.
Dude2: What's a tampon?
Dude1: *Flaherty*
By Legra
Flaherty
Someone who thinks indie rock is way cool until someone else listens to it.

Dude, the kid listens to The Decembrists now, he's such a poser.

Chill out, you're such a Flaherty...
By Beatriz
Michelle Flaherty
The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.

Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
By Gustie
Sky Flaherty
the cutest redhead alive- mostly known for Newsies and Mean Girls (they're musicals) and his amazing dancing/tumbling.

Dude, I just saw Sky Flaherty on the streets of New York!
By Sela
Aiden Flaherty
Is capable of being an absolute fucking mage. Can be found in his natural habitat, the land of the phatty buffalo wings. Sometimes you may even find him throwing shit at his sister. Though he sounds like a dick. He accepts blowjobs and will make you wall in love with him weather you like it or not. Sometimes even seen as Kings. You can spot the difference between him and DREW by looking at his penis. It is usually much bigger then a DREW.

Aiden Flaherty is a fucking god
By Ag
Jake Flaherty
If your name is Jake Flaherty, you are indeed, Deepher Dude

Hey, did you know Jake Flaherty won Deepher Dude from Delta Phi Epsilon?
By Sibeal
Riley Flaherty
One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK

Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
By Cathrin