Define Fong Meaning

Fong
To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)

I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)
By Daniela
Fong
someone who is always there for you whenever you need them. Without a fongie-wongie life couldnt be any crazier

a fong wong
By Leila
Fong
a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.
By Collette
Fong
to pass off your duties, or work, to unsuspecting individuals thinking they will be "helping"

I have a lot of work to do, I think I'll fong it off to the guys in the back office.
By Gwen
Fong
An asian woman men want to have random sex with

"Hey guys, I'm going to get some fong this weekend"
By Silvana
Fong
When you're fed up with everyone's shit and you're damn near ready to commit

Yo did you see gavin's private story?
That nigga fong as fuck
By Rubi
Fong
A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..
By Myrle
Fong
Derieved from the word bong. The word fong is the definition of a bong made from a fog machine.

Hey man, you looked baked. Were you hittin the fong?
By Fenelia
Fong
A faux bong. Usually created by high school students, or stoners on the go. Made out of a plastic water bottle or other makeshift device. Can have real slide or a fide (foil slide).

Caitlin: I almost bong cruised down here from 508 but decided not to let them catch me ridin' dirty.

MacLovin': No worries. We can always rock a fong.
By Harrie
Fonged
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)

“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”
By Marquita