A faux bong. Usually created by high school students, or stoners on the go. Made out of a plastic water bottle or other makeshift device. Can have real slide or a fide (foil slide).
Caitlin: I almost bong cruised down here from 508 but decided not to let them catch me ridin' dirty.
MacLovin': No worries. We can always rock a fong.
By Harrie
Fonged
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.
(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)