1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes
2.
Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot
longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with
Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!