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Define Four Lokos Meaning

Four Loko
The Devil in a can.

Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.
By Darcy
Four Loko
its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time

Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.
By Shawnee
Four Lokos
Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!

She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.
By Colly
Four Lokoed
being affected, positively or negatively, after consuming a four loko

Last night, I was hella four lokoed!
By Barry
Four Loko
Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever we'll just get some Four Lokos instead"
By Nonie
Four Loko
extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor sparks both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.

i acted such a fool off that four loko
By Gratia
Four Loko
12% alch. now getting banned because people can't handle themselves. less then 5$ a can, an easy way to party hard and feel like complete shit the next day. mix of energy drink & alcohol. turns good girls into whores, and boys wanting more. 'crack in a can' get's you a whole different kind of F**KED UP!!

yo you trying get completely wasted tonight, let's get some four lokos and some hookers.

i'm loko 4 loko !
By Madge
Four Loko
A delicious way to black out in the form of a colorful can of caffeinated malt bevy. TOO BAD CENTRAL WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY rookies ruined it for the entire state of Washington and got it banned by almost dieing during their process of consumption.

CWU rookies: "I think ima black out and pass the fuck out along with 9 other pussys while being unresponsive and get rushed to the hospital, almost die, and then be at fault for the ban on four loko!!!"

WSU, UW, GON, (+ any other college in WA): "god dammit CWU...GTFO!!!"
By Lorri
Four Loko
the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.

Four loko? are you fucking kidding me? i saw my neighborhood bum drinking that yesterday!
By Adria
FOUR Loko
A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the "alcopop" category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.

One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
RULE #1: DO NOT DRINK TWO.

Drinking three in one night will kill anyone under 200lbs.

You got some FOUR Loko? Shiiyit, nigga we gonna get FUCKED UP! Wait, what the fuck, is that your 2nd one? Holy shit, dude.
By Elizabet