The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any
free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like
complimentary items in hotel rooms.
Grocery Store: Cookies,
Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.
Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me-
Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and
Coffee Maker too!