Define Friar Meaning

some dude who goes down on another dude in a monastery too afraid to become a man in the real world

A homie you get along well with. A good friend you are always with, who is a bit of a sidekick, but not entirely.

Colloquially known as the 'Friars boy', typically an attendee or ex-attendee of public Carlisle school Austin Friars.

Appearance-
Thick, ruffled, usually dark hair.
Pouty "interesting and moody" facial expression (permanently adhered).
Varies between technically-fit taut body and gym obsessive.
Ironic and very clever t-shirts.
Favours company of the 'younger lady'. For further reference, see tag below of 'UJ'.

Vocabulary-
Arguably most distinctive feature. Words and phrases such as "safe" "huge" "mong" "beast" "ripped" "destroy" (when referring to intercourse) "radge" "absolute babe" "pussy" and "sweet", as well as profanities, are used repetitively in same sentence in a kind of bark/shout.
Call eachother by initials. Gets confusing.

Activities-
Pumping iron
Daring each other to kiss girls
The famous "pk"or parkour
Bragging (lots of)

Despite these examples of behaviour, still manage to somehow be endearing (sometimes) and occasional good company.

A homework "website" where teachers post homework, projects and notes. Most teachers don't use it and when you do need something of the Portal its usually down. In general the Friar Portal sucks.

The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........

Are they witches and warlocks?

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

Slang for a person who is balding or has a bald spot on the top of their head.

Friar Tuck is a companion to Robin Hood in the legends about that character. Friars Tuck is the common pattern of a border of hair around the back of the head/neck and the sides of the head.

A Friar Tuck is the result of a large man or woman sitting on a dirty toilet. The excess skin will encompass the toilet rim picking up hair or dirt. The resulting line of hair across the ass resembles the hairline of Friar Tuck.

The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.