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Define Fuck The Dog Meaning

Fuck The Dog
1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.
By Maggy
Fuck The Dog
To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.

Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
By Shauna
Fuck The Dog
Riding Greyhound or any other bus lines.

" I can't afford plane tickets so I guess I'll fuck the dog."
By Wanda
Fuck The Dog
screwing the pooch. giving the dog a bone.

From the movie "Sid and Nancy":

SID: "I was so bored once, I fucked a dog."
By Elga
Fuck The Dog
To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
By Cherry
Fucking The Dog
When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
By Donella
Fucking The Dog
Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.
By Darya
Fucked The Dog
to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."

Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
By Corenda
Fucking The Dog
Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
By Cherri
Fuck A Dog
Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.

Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."
By Cristabel