Define Fucktardy Meaning

Fucktardy
to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet
By Vida
Fucktardis
A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.

I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.
By Simone
Fucktardis
A combination of the word fucktard, a particularly insulting form of retard and Tardis, the time travelling elevator of the British TV show Dr. Who

"Hey I pour water for my cereal-"

"Oh you fucktardis."
By Bell
Fucktardious
it's like a fusing between fucking-retardedness

this is fucktardious!how the hell am i gonna play tennis!?!
By Martelle
Fucktardiness
The act of being a fucktard

By Lorrin
Fucktardiness
it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.
By Sonny
Fucktardy
Used to describe someone who behaves like a fucktard.

Elizabeth: gabe was such a fucktard to you.
Deb: you're right, I need to meet someone that is less fucktardy
By Morganne
Fucktardious
When there have been multiple fuck-ups that combine into one gloriously large giant fucked-day/situation; so much so that it can bend time and space with it's fuckiness.

I stepped in dog shit; broke a nail; got into a car accident; and lost my job. Today has be a fucktardious day.
By Erminia
Fucktardis
To be a bigger fucktard on the inside than external appearance suggests.

The boss was a classic fucktardis. Had the sweet smile and new suit but could barely tie his shoelaces unaided.
By Luci
Homo Sapien Fucktardis
It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.

Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.
By Millicent