Forget all you've heard. This is the REAL definition. Fungo McPhoebe White is an extremely fucked up individual who's become very sexy (he's like the damn Crow!) and likes funny music (Shinedown and Smile Empty Soul). Loves telling people to go to Hell. Likes fucking older women.
A modified baseball bat developed during WWII used for practice. It got its name after Ted Williams served in the South Pacific. On one of the islands, the Fungo tribe welcomed him with a ceremony. Their club, Williams noticed at home after he was awarded one, was good for hitting baseballs. It’s illegal to use in-game, but makes life easier for coaches during practice
*Coach* hey can you toss me my fungo and o our to left with your teammates I’ll give you flyballs.
Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..