Define Geyser Meaning

Geyser
1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com

2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang

Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.
By Diann
Geyser
The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."
By Noellyn
Geyser
the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.
By Mag
Geyser
1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released

"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"
By Wendie
Geyser
A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!
By Debor
Geysering
after puddling your partner. on there back they push down like they are going to poop and then the old faithful come geysering.

i drilled her with my puddle last night and ten minutes later she shot a geysering all over my face.
By Ingrid
Geyser
The skin around your butthole. The geyser is to the butthole what the areola is to the nipple.

I havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy.
By Wanda
Geyser
A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

That geyser just pinched my birds arse.
By Ludovika
Geyser
someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.
By Rebekah
Geyser Plugging
Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.

Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.
By Esme