A ghost pepper is 100 times hotter than the
habanero. Basically it feels like rimming the devil after he eats mexican. Shitting one out feels like
hot lava with chunks of razors flying 300 mph out of your asshole. Indians put these on fences to control wild elephants. Also known as Satan Testicals, Hell Peppers, and
Weapons of Ass Destruction.
Dumbass: I'm going to eat this bright ass
pepper!
Satan: Would you mind licking
my nuts when
you're done back there?
Dumbass: WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS!?!?
Satan: (Laughs) Ghost
Pepper. My greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.