Define Rolf Meaning

Rolf
that weird fucker from ed edd & eddy

edd: hello rolf
rolf: hello edd boy
By Con
Rolf
A kick-ass Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy character.

Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters!
By Shawn
Rolf

omg rolf
By Winnah
Rolf
To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.
By Donnie
Rolf
rolling on le floor
similar to rofl, but it is sometimes used (especially in german speaking countries) to look cooler.

A: rolf
B: Who the fuck is rolf?
A: He is french. Rolling on le floor. Oh my gawd, you are such a noob.
B: Shut up.
By Dion
Rolf
abbr.
"Rolling on the laughing floor"

Used by some people as another way of saying rofl.

omg rolf
By Lauraine
Rolf
What an asian calls a caucasian when they loose at something, usually sporting.

Caucasian: Haha! I got the ball!

Asian: OMG you're such a ROLF!
By Alia
Rolf
without question, a man with the utmost of intellect and talent. He has a following of well schooled nubiles, most definitely sore from raucous anal penetration.

check out Rolf and his limping hot muffin! How is it that his girl friends all let that happen to them??

hotnesskrauthandsomenesslady killer
By Blancha
Rolf

(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...
By Tamara
Rolfe
A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.

You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.
By Breena