Define Limping Meaning

Limp As.
A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."
By Laina
Limp-on
When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.
By Quintina
Limp

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife
By Hatti
Limp
Anything that is considered lame or weak. Something that may have been a dissapointment.

That movie was so limp, it didn't even make sense.
By Jobey
Limp
A word that describes something unfavourable, dissapointing or unexpected in a bad way

Joe: Dude i cant make it to this crazy party tonight!
Ryan: LIMP! It was going to be wazza!
By Natala
Limp

By Lily
LIMP
LOL in my Pants. Originates from the Isle of Man and is generally used to describe anything that is funny.

"Hey did you see Greatest Freak Out Ever 8 last night?"

"Yeah, it made me LIMP!"
By Dulcea
Limping
The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.
By Bernice
Limp
1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed

1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!
By Glenine
LIMP
The act of of laughing in one's plane.

While flying to New York, Johnny told me a funny joke and I began to LIMP.

I LIMP'd all the way to Europe.
By Angeline