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Glazer
A slimy booger that is dripping out someone's nose.

Andy has a glazer coming out his nose.
By Shirlee
Glazer
A sports car with racing stripes on the hood used exclusively in many gay porn DVDs. The gayest of all cars.

"What kind of car did you buy?"
"I got a '72 'Vette with racing stripes on the hood."
"You bought a glazer? HAHA. Serves you right."
By Luz
Glazer
A person who makes donuts(Stupid People) look even more stupid than what they are.

P.1 Guess what imma do today?
P.2 What..........?
P.1 Perfect being smart.
P.2 but ur closer to being a complete dumbass why struggle?
By Judith
Boot Glazer
Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
By Courtenay
Cherry Glazer
The act of ejaculating onto the hymen of a virgin girl, thus glazing the cherry

My girlfriend chickened out of letting me take her virginity, so I ended up giving her a Cherry Glazer.
By Chrysler
Certified Glazer
To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.
By Dore
Cherry Glazering
“A big fuck orgy in the ass”- Tyler, The Creator (2015)

“Yeah, last Friday was the Cherry Glazering. You should have came”
By Ginger
Windshield Glazer
The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!
By Amalle
Glazer Lazer
A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!
By Holly-Anne
Gooch Glazer
1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.


1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
By Alysa