Define Glenda Meaning

Glenda
Glenda is a shy, stunning, gentle, funny , charming, warm, loveable, girl who will leave you speechless. She has a gaze that is impossible to look away from. But dont look for too long or you'll definitely fall for her. Glenda has a booty. Just like her name, she is rare, so if you find you one KEEP her and DON'T LET GO. Glenda is extremely organized and likes to keep everything in order. If she tells you to do something, LISTEN UP, and just do it. Because Glenda knows best. Once you meet a Glenda you will know what its like to smile for no reason, and once you're with her you will want to get closer and closer. Time slips when you're with glenda, but if you had an eternity, you would still spend all of it with her. Glenda is sexy as fuck! She has the ability to turn any guy on at will. If you get a glenda thank your lucky stars!

"DAMN WHO IS THAT?!"
"THAT MY FRIEND, IS GLENDA."
By Annabel
Glenda
A Beautiful Princess; Sexy Ass Bitch; Beast.

You'll Never Be A Glenda.
By Nissie
Glenda
A very amazing, genuine and beautiful person and friend; Very creative person; a teacher.

She is definitely a Glenda friend.
That teacher is truly a Glenda.
By Leona
Glenda
Glenda is a wonderful HOT girl and amazing friend. Glendas usually tend to be blond with brown eyes. They have the hottest fucking bodies you will ever see. Girls are often jealous of this girl. She is so sweat and very fun to be around!

Who is that hott chick Glenda?
Glenda is such an amazing friend.
I can't wait to hang out with Glenda tomorrow!
By Jessica
Glenda
Very good friend to me and ment to be other's besties and a c****'wink wink'

By Fredelia
Glenda
Transvestite Neighbor. Usually wears tutus. Attracted to young teenage boys. Lives in vents in the wall.

friend: have you seen glenda today
me: no, he raped me last time
By Gerri
The Glenda Effect
1) Causing a natural disaster in a faraway location by singing or humming
2) Replacing the innocence of corrupted middle school students while being entirely insane yourself

When Jennifer could no longer make a "that's what she said" joke, we knew that it was a result of the Glenda effect.
By Tammie
Glenda
A woman that has no intelligence in any aspect of life except inflicting misery and despair for everyone that surrounds her. The only part of the brain that properly functions is the ventrolateral part of the ventromedial hypothalamus which is scientifically proven to cause premeditated nefarious acts. (Evil plotted acts) Some but not all actions include use of manipulation, intimidation, destruction, jealousy, clinginess and self pity to get what makes her truly happy. And that is being the center and sole cause of destroying happiness of people that have good intentions and sympathy for her. It only feeds on broken happiness.

I cannot belief that after all these years, she turned into "Glenda" and drove me to the psych ward with all the shot she pulled.
By Ursa
Glenda

This older lady thought I worked at the boutique so she grabbed my shoulder to get my attention. She wasn't a Karen, but Karen's mom. Glenda is Karen's mom, an older lady who complains a lot and nobody likes her. Usually a grandmother of at least three.
By Alix
The Glenda-man
The Glenda-man is when I are penetrating a women in the missionary position you put ur feet on the wall an then run along the wall like Spider-Man does :) an p.s it is important to make sure you're at the right distance from the wall :)

Img my partner done the Glenda-man in me last night is was funny ;)
By Ted