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Glovered
When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober

“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered”
By Charmian
Glover
noun - shitting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an Ironman triathlon.

as in "to do a Glover" e.g "look at the state of his shorts, he's only gone and done a Glover"
By Annamarie
Glover
It is synonymous with wounded soldier. Can be used as an adjective, noun or verb.

It is when someone opens another beer when there is a small amount of beer left in their bottle/can and claim that it is only backwash and hops left in the beer.

Verb - "You just glovered that beer, go finish it before you start a new one"

Noun - "There is a little glover left in that beer"

Adjective - "Check out that glovery beer. Someone can't drink"
By Cherie
GLOVER
Ripping and a tearing, fine fine woman

Todd was at the club getting his glover on.
By Ibbie
Glover
A Conservative Party defense mechanism which attempts to deny knowledge of people, places, or things that they have been called onto national television to discuss. A glover was first employed by CPC member of parliament Shelly Glover on Power and Politics, when she stated that she "didn't know" who Tom Flanagan was to deflect his critique of her Supreme Leader, PM S.J. Harper.

Person no.1: Tom Flanagan is a Canadian I understand
Person no.2: Oh quit pulling a Glover, you know exactly who Tom Flanagan is.
By Julissa
Glover
The act of spooning someone, but one person's flipped head-to-toe, so that your privates are hitting the back of their neck and their ass is in your face.

I just glovered my girlfriend while watching TV on the couch, I wish she wouldn't have eaten beans before I stuck my head around there.
By Veronique
Glover
1. A gay lover.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.

Kiki: Lydia I saw your Facebook, you're engaged?!

Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!
By Gisela
Glover
the best guy friend anyone could ever have. smart, talented, great body, hawt and most of all sweet. hes the type of person you would go to the end of the earth for. never a dull moment when you are around him. he always makes you laugh!

girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: yeah, the one with the nice abs? hes such a glover
By Cass
Glover
the name of an extreme liberal femanist who exclaims the rights of animals and women; usually an english teacher

I hate going to english class; I've got a glover, that femanist.
By Celene
Glover
Someone involved in the fetishistic sexual act of sprocketing. The glover is the one who bites the choker on the throat until he draws blood.

"Dave gives hickeys that draw blood. He's such a glover!"
By Rozanne