God doesn't allow for modern methods of birth control so all good christians instead turn to God's condom aka the butthole. Anal sex is the only true way to avoid pregnancy in the eyes of the lord.
Tina said she wasn't on the pill because she doesn't believe in birth control, but thats ok cause we just used God's condom instead.
By Erena
God Condom
Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
By Emlyn
God Condom
1.A relentes promise of truth an utmostseal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.
