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Define God Work Meaning

God’s Work
When you’re giving back the karma that shitty people deserve.

“Hey Bro that girl is a toxic liar, why are you investing so much time in her?”
“Because I’m going to toy with her emotions just like she did with the many guys before her. I’m doing God’s work”
By Jeanie
God's Work
To do something really awesome.

Person 1: Hey, here's the X you asked for.
Person 2: Thanks dude, you are doing god's work.
By Taffy
God's Work
When you take your security job to the next level and you do more then just observe and report inccidents, but you regulate and serve justice in a world of injustice. As you serve your duties you realize the it is not a job, but you are doing divine will in your actions.

After I found the mother of the missing child, I realized it felt good to be doing God's Work.
By Sonny
God's Work
to go above and beyond what is required

aka Chick-Fil-A workers

becky: the lady at chick-fil-a gave me a free milkshake
bailey: they're doing God's work
By Filia
God's Work
Satisfying the sexual needs of a physically unattractive or extremely over weight person.

Bill: Adam, that chick is nasty, how can you be hitting that?
Adam: Hey man, I am just doing God's work!
By Engracia
Gods Work
to save a fellow bro from being cockblocked when he is trying to get with his girl. if they are both over the girls house or guys house then the third wheel will stop anything from cockblocking his bro (younger/older sibilings, parents)

"thanks for doing gods work back there man, if you didnt stop her little brother then i wouldnt of gotten it in, yaa buddy.
By Kylie
God's Work
To set pictures of sexy minions on your friend's computer in Physics.

Guys Skyler went to the bathroom time to do God's Work.
By Darsie
God Works In Mysterious Ways
I have no idea why that happened.

Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.
By Martica
God Works In Mysterious Ways
An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"
By Coralie
God Works In Mysterious Ways
1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.

2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).

1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?

2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.
By Joly