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Define Goldilocks Meaning

Goldilocks
v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"

She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.
By Junina
Goldilocks
(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.

phrases:
goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth

goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular

His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.

She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.
By Yoshi
Goldilocks
1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.

She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.
By Sara-Ann
Goldilocked
Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
By Anna-Maria
Goldilocks
A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks

Goldilocks is my best friend
By Pepita
GOLDILOCKS
Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".

Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.
By Amie
Goldilocks
A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect
By Emlyn
Goldilocking
You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

I had nothing to do for 3 hours, so I went Goldilocking at my sister's house.
By Dina
Goldilocks
As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.

Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!
By Arlette
Goldilocks
Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.

What a load of goldilocks.
By Laraine