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Define Porridge Meaning

Porridge
To serve time in prison.

He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.
By Sheelagh
Porridge
british slang for doing time in prison

do your porridge and don't try to screw the system
By Robbin
Porridge
A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.
By Vinnie
Porridge
used to describe a womans pussy when full of cum. normally used in relation to group sex, by males.

I want her first because I hate stirring the porridge.
By Christa
Porridge
Pussy, vagina

yo man i saw dat nigga eat his girls porridge

guy 1, "what do you like to eat for breakfast?"
guy 2, "i usually have a nice helping of warm porridge"
guy 1, "me 2"
By Adelle
Porridge
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I likes to eat porridge
By Julietta
Porridge
Yucky crap. Blegh. Oatmeal, however... =)

J: Eat porridge!
K: *dies*
By Afton
Porridge
Bastardisation of BOTHERED?
When you cant be bothered with somthing, or you dont give a shit.

I got promoted to shelf stacker at tesco!!!11111
PORRIDGE?
or:

Wow! this version of the star trek box set has audio commentry by spock!
....Do you actually think I give a porridge?
By Josy
Porridge
To bide your time for revenge.

Just a as oats sets when cooled and is easier to eat, so is a clmly and long calculated vengence with no recorse.

Common proverb "porridge is best served cold"

"Dakota waited three years to venge his fathers death, it was porridge"

"Porridge! i tell ya, porridge!. Dont do it now, wait for it, you want it to be sweeter dont you?, the crab can wait"
By Jo-Anne
Porridge
a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.

Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.
By Karena