(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their
morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to
get rid of it.
(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to
act out the definition of the noun
"Hey man, did you
sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a
good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN
MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"
