Define Gossamer Meaning

Gossamer
A big red fuck
That gigantic red hairy monster that often chased bugs bunny.
A cobweb on a bush

Gossamer was trying to rape me, so i ran away and hid in a bush that was covered in gossamers.
By Raye
Gossamer
A very weak, easyly pushed around person who cant think for him/her self.

That reforee was such a gossamer, he let the players make his calls and push him around.
By Clem
Gossamer
Traditionally meaning "a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, which is seen especially in autumn." Though it is used by a select few as an alternate term for goddamnit, following an autocorrect fail.

"Gossamer, you're such an asshole"
By Tessy
Gossamer
When you spew something completely random, non-sequitor, or out of context in the middle of a conversation.

see also: gossamerfawn

Mary: Anyway, that's why I had to go to the doctor.
Bob: But why DO goats need to eat?
Mary: ...what?
Bob: Sorry.... That was a gossamer.
By Siana
Gossamer
A word used by intelligent people to describe under water farts. Usually in baths or hot tubs.

'fucking hell tobe that gossamer stinks'

'Jesus Christ that was a bubbly gossamer'
By Lori
Gossamer
Soneone who can touch you, feel you up, or steal stuff that's in your hands wuthout you noticing or feeling them. Usually thieves or perverts, however sometimes there skills come in handy.

John: Dude, your girlfriend has your phone.

Charles: What I was just texting someone!

John: Hahaha, your bae is a gossamer.

Charles: ... never say bae again.
By Lira
Stone-faced Gossamer
Someone who looks like they are serious but they have nothing in their head, and are in fact a blank state. They look like they know something but don't.

Would you prefer me to a be a happy go lucky person, or a stone-faced gossamer staring blankly into the abyss.
By Carrissa