Student: ...and therefore, since the man in the white coat was
schizophrenic and was too busy dealing with his psychotic girlfriend whom he invented in his mind to realize what was happening around him, the president had no choice but to shoot him in the
jawbone.
Proffesor: So you're trying to tell me that the president shot his brother during the Boston
Tea Party?
Student: To my knowledge sir, yes i am
Proffesor: You're spewing out your Anus
