Define Buttcheeks Meaning

Buttcheeks
Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.
By Roxana
Buttcheeks
A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.
By Kippy
Buttcheek
A large muscle in the body that absorbs cheezits

Alright broski, so please don't slap my buttcheek because that would be weird and I need that for important things.
By Filippa
Buttcheeks
The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?
By Fayth
Buttcheek
A verb used to describe anything

1. idude i just rank 45 buttcheeks/i

2. iman i wish i could pull that many buttcheeks /i
By Martica
Buttcheeks
Used as a code word for weed
because the W in weed sorta looks like buttcheeks.

I have buttcheeks in my pocket!

Im gonna go do some buttcheeks after school, you wanna come?
By Una
Buttcheek On A Stick
A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
By Robbyn
Buttcheek Pattycake
When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)
By Chryste
Buttcheek On A Stick
when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby
By Anny
Balls To Buttcheeks
A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
By Tony