Define Griddle Meaning

Griddle
(noun) An insult regarding someone who is dumb or mentally slow. Similar to “square

Carmen: It’s kind of like a date you know?
Loc: What? You want to go on a date?
Tiffany: No you fucking griddle, she’s talking about the fruit.
By Madlen
Griddle
Noun meaning someone's face or personal space. Usually used in confrontations. Probably derived from the "griddle" or front grille of an automobile.

1. Why do you have to get in my griddle about it?!

2. He was all up in my griddle, so I had to push him.
By Coral
Griddle
To dunk or slam on somebody in a foul manner.


Mick got his griddle on Doug.
By Pamella
Griddle
One man in couple, ties string to bacon (or other meat product) encourages partner to swallow said product whole. Then proceeds to commence with the brown love. At point of climax string is tugged, eliciting gag reflex, causing sphincter to contract. Resulting in smily faces all round.

Rui really enjoyed being griddled by the master.
By Brena
On The Griddle
Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.

Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.
By Cherida
Griddle
to be griddled is to be in a zone that only drugs can take you to. Often referred to in wishful thinking and joking around. It is a point of maximum enjoyment, pain, frustration, and anger. Picture your mind on a frying pan and imagine that the juices are being extracted once they reach their dankest point. Can either be a good thing or bad.

"My mind is griddled"
"I would like to make a mcgriddle sandwhich out of that sex puppet over there."
"Griddle me up and drench me with your succulent juices."
"Griddle Slam!"
By Shirl
Griddled

Micky just griddled on doug
By Chris
Nig-griddle
A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.

Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?
By Ilyse
Griddle Fucker
a deranged individual that enjoys plowing maple filled paddies until he comes to maple orgasm

I WALKED IN AND SAW MY BROTHER BANGING A MCGRIDDLES, HES A GRIDDLE FUCKER"
By Morganne
Shit Griddle
Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."
By Dedie