I guesstimated that 95% of people in Zimbabwe think this word is cool.
By Kara-Lynn
Guesstimate
1. Originally used by morons who like to make up words, guesstimate is a combination of two words that don't mean quite the same thing; A combination of the words Guess and Estimate that has adopted the meaning of the word guess.
2. To Guess; To draw a conclusion with little or no reason to believe so.
Bob: How high are we on this building?
Mark: I'd say about 10 stories.
Bob: That sounds like a good guesstimate.
Mark: (Silent in awe of Bobs stupidity)
The way stupid people say "estimate". They either think they're being cute or clever, or else that it's an actual word. Since it's not any of these, science has yet to offer an explanation for people who consider use of this word acceptable.
My college trig teacher asked us to "guesstimate" values. I wanted to punch her in the mouth.
By Antonina
Guesstimate
To estimate. To aproximate the total or amount of a value or object.
Derives and is primarily used by persons with below average IQ in place of the actual word "estimate".
A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.
Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?
Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-
Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
By Xylina
Guesstimate
A combination of Guessing and Estimating you find the guesstimate by:
1. Guess
2. Estimate 3. Find the difference between the two.
4. Add them up
5. Divide by two
6. Plus 17
7. Subtract two
ALL DONE
