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Gwad
alternate spelling of the expression "oh god!"

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By Tabatha
Gwad
God What A Dick.

An expression conveying disapproval with the attitudes/actions of another person.

Usually used on the internet, but occasionally emulated in real-life (pronounced "gwahd", although mistaken for "god"). The last word could also be substituted for "Douche" or "Dumbass."

Example:

Tim: Hey Tom, can I borrow your car?
Tom: Sure, just don't get crunk and crash it like Jake did.
Tim: I can't believe he did that! GWAD.

Example:

James: Did you hear about Jake?
John: Yeah, he slept with Tim and Tom's sister!
James: GWAD!
By Dulcea
Gwad
GWAD. Each letter stands for something else. G is gee. A is simply a. W is what. D is douche. so wen put together it means gee what a douche. This cud replace douche bag, retard, or but munch.

Look at the gwad with Barney backpack on the longboard.
By Leila
Gwad
The dried up left over cumball in a womens rectum after anal

Man my girl got gwad from me last week, that shit is nasty.
By Philippine
Gwad
An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."

If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad?

Just food for thought.
By Lexie
GWAD
GWAD Cru was established in the summer of 2011 in Vancouver, BC and is made up of about 7 students from Lord Byng and Kitsilano Secondary. Alternate name is also "GWAD Cru and Occasional Others" The crew of friends enjoy partying, drinking, playing baseball and beerpong. GWAD Cru is known for its exclusivity and is difficult to get in on.

"Yo man I heard there was a rowdy party last night"

"Yeah bro the GWAD Cru was there."
By Mab
Ma Gwad
Another rendition of the phrase "oh my god' used to express surprise and/or shock

Kofi: Oh Jack, I just got ripped off by a grifter
Jack: Oh ma gwad!
Kofi: You can say that again... ma gwad I'm snookered...
By Tisha