Define Half-time Meaning

Half-time

Half-time tryin to blurp us, but they aint shit
By Kerri
Half Time
A rent a cop Mall security or any wannabe ass popo mofo.

Cliff said whats up half time to mall security.
By Judith
Half Time Talk
The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.
By Essie
Half Time Flush
The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.

"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
By Carlota
Half-time Hoot
the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.

Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?
By Myrle
Half-Time Special
The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!

I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.
By Delora
Half Time Idiot
Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.

"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."
By Giralda
Half-time Show
verb meaning (1) to embarass yourself in front of a large audience or (2) to bare your breast in public

I went unprepared to the meeting and completely half-time showed

I slipped on the ice and half-time showed in front of everyone
By Eloisa
Half-time Show
What a girl becomes when a man fucks her when he is "confused" about his relationship with his significant wife.

Then after he is done fucking her, he goes back to his wife.

She was his little half-time show.

"Sorry, I was confused. It was wrong. My wife is pregnant. But you can email me and I will email you back." says that man.
By Vanny
Happy Half-naked Time
1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.

Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.
By Rosmunda