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Define Ham Wallet Meaning

Ham Wallet
a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT
By Linnea
Ham Wallet
The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.

Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
By Marguerite
Ham Wallet
A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)
By Lydia
Ham Wallet
a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet
By Ronnie
Ham Wallet
Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet
By Dorian
Ham Wallet
Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo
By Tabbie
Ham Walleting
The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught
By Joycelin
Ham Wallet
Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.
By Robena
Ham Wallet
1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina

"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"
By Orel
Ham Wallet
Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!
By Blondell