Define Hamburger Meaning

A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.

You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.

(n.) a recently-given hickey; coined for its distinct raw, meaty look.

a burger that rarely, if any, contains ham.

A chick's pussy that has been fucked by too many guys. It looks like a raw hamburger.

When a man wraps his dick around his testicles and makes it appears for the shape of a Hamburger.

a type of wang oragami where the wang is
folded to resemble a hamburger

A fantastic meal named after beautiful Hamburg City in europe.

By the way: There is no Ham in the Hamburger, because there obviously aint no Burger in the Hamburger neither.

What the f* would a Burger be anyway?

Just like there neither is a Frank in a Frankfurter nor is there a Furter.

When you take Ex-Lax, stick your ass against a window, and shit as hard as you can.

The shit will be on your ass cheeks and smushed in your asscrack and it will look like a hamburger through the window.

v., slang - (to) hamburger someone

to capture someone and squeeze them between your and someone else's body, resembling a hamburger, the victim being the "patty" and two attackers the buns.

to be caught beneath a pile of people

"Salad" and so on can be added to reach a huge pile of people or "ingredients".

IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. IT'S A BEEF PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUN HALVES. IT'S TOPPINGS USUALLY CONSIST OF KETCHUP, MUSTARD, AND OCCASIONALLY RELISH. GOD, WHY DO STRAIGHT WHITE AMERICAN ENGLISH SPEAKING MALES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING IMMATURE. IT'S PROBABLY TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SMALL DICKS AND SUCKINESS AT BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, AND FOOTBALL. AND GOLF. IT'S NO WONDER WHY MOST INTELLECTUAL WHITE GUYS TURN GAY!
FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!