Define Have A Cookie Meaning

Have A Cookie
Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.
By Emmalynn
Have A Cookie
Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.

"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"
By Phyllis
Have A Cookie.

When engaging in a debate and the opposition is too dim witted to grasp the concept so you politely suggest they, "Have a cookie."

Most effective in public places or in mixed polite company.
By Priscilla
And Then We Will Have Cookies
A phrase used to confuse Indian (dot) grad sudents learning English.

We will get the data back from the experiment and then we will have cookies.
By Lorraine
Can I Have The Last Cookie
Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?
By Britni