Define Hbm Meaning

Hyper Bitch Mode
A synonym for PMS, premenstrual syndrome.

birthday of the chick who birthed you; HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM

Heterosexual Bar Male

The type of male that is stereotypically found in a bar where grinding, drinking, surrounding girls, and attempting to pick up, are the focus.

They are also prone to fights and obnoxious yelling.

Men who fall into this category are inexplicably identifiable outside of the bar in broad daylight.

Head bob movement. The bobbing of ones head when they approve of something, usually with a smile. Most often used over an instant messenger service.

An acronym standing for "Hard Body Mafia," which is quite possibly the best Xbox Live gang on "Saints Row 2." You will know when you see us because we tend to wear all-blue clothing. When you see a gang of all-blue, that means you better tuck your head between your legs and run like a bitch because you're about to get pwned with shotties, AK's, and rocket launchers.

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus

How Big is My Schlong

hbms means (hannah baker myself) which is the same thing as “kms” (kill myself)

“hbms” means (hannah baker myself) which is the same thing as “kms” (kill myself)

Am A g for Harvey Bernard Milk, LGBTQ activist