A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or
procreate with so you have a
hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "
Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on
e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to
procreate when I was 16, now I can
retire at 35.