The gerund is the verb form ending in -ing which acts as a noun. The one word riposte "Gerund" by some self-satisfyingly smug pedant indicates an abuse in its usage. It often muddies the intended meaning, and makes one want to lamp the complainant.
A person who is the embodiment of garbage. One who posses the physical qualities of garbage. Not one in sanitation, but someone who is garbage. An adjective used as a noun.
Ben: Wow , Mike is being total garbage right now.
Ryan: Ya, he is a Gerund!!
Gerund are real and they are derived from verbs but function as nouns(I know, impossible, right). However, gerunds are actually upside down. This is because the earth is a cylinder and gerunds are from Australia, the bottom of the cylinder, therefore making the, upside down. This claim is supported by scientists, geographers, and LA teachers from around the world.
