Define Ron Jeremy Meaning

Ron Jeremy
a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
By Del
Ron Jeremy
The most famous male porn star in America. He is known for his big dong.

By Jillene
Ron Jeremy
A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”

I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.
By Doloritas
Ron Jeremy
THE BEST PORNSTAR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
HE MAKES BIG BOB LOOK SMALL IN THE PANTS!

"What the Fuck! Why is ron Jeremy nailing my Mom?"
By Dacy
Ron Jeremy
To have sex, passionate and powerful version of it, doing it like Ron Jeremy.

I was virgin before the marriage night and then I did do the Ron Jeremy on her.
By Gennifer
Ron Jeremy
A re-rack in beer pong that puts the cups in a straight line. Can only be done with 3 or more cups, otherwise it would be too short to be called a ron jeremy.

Bro #1: Re-rack!
Bro #2: Ok, what do you want?
Bro #1: Can I get a Ron Jeremy?
Bro #2: (Bro #2 proceeds to place the cups in a straight line facing outwards)
By Afton
Ron Jeremy
a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
By Kellsie
Ron Jeremy
A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
By Tani
Ron Jeremy
One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.

Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
By Rory
Ron Jeremy
A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!
By Katerine