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Retarded Monkey
The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
By Terza
Retarded Monkey
1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
By Dode
Retarded Monkey
When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny
By Elie
Retarded Monkey
The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
By Ceciley
Retarded Monkey
Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master
By Brett
Retarded Monkey
a monkey with brain illness

a annoying person.

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.
By Tildie
Retarded Monkey
The 43rd president of the United Stated of America: George W. Bush

There are many factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a retarded monkey as their leader.
By Michaelina
Retard Monkey
When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
By Bridgette
Retarded Monkey Fuck
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
By Nancy
Retarded Monkey Strength
You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
By Heidie