Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled
milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?
Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my
american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican
histrionic ex, I just had her deported.