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Define Hobknocker Meaning

Hobknocker
one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
By Cassandry
Hobknocker
someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife
By Leola
Hobknocker
To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!
By Claire
Hobknocker
a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.
By Lira
Hobknocker
A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.

bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
By Blinni
Hobknocker
A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).

On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
By Torie
Hobknocker
To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.

Dude, don't hobknock her. Thats, thats just wrong, you hobknocker
By Consuela
Hobknocker
animal rapist

mary is a hobknocker!!
By Inesita
Hobknocker
one who maliciously performs oral sex on animal( mostly women but could b male directed). most common types are horses, cows, bulls, and donkeys because each has a very thick penis that is several feet long.... females generally perform oral sex on horses or donkeys to the large mammoth size penis of the cretures and get the name hobknocker as they constantly knock the muscly dick against their teeth and the roof of their mouth

Mageret: Hey how was your Beastiality scene yesterday

Alicia: Great but Harry was so big and heavy I chipped a tooth

Mageret: Well being a hobknocker is a tough job, but someones gotta do it
By Fannie
Hobknocker
Having sex with a hobo. Gross and illigal,

U hobknocker!
By Libbey