Define Icarly Meaning

Icarly
a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch crapy Telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy

dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:hell no its a conspiracy! FBI burst though window, FBI agent:get the floor! Dude2:fuck not again
By Rhona
Icarly
some stupid show with kids that think they are funny.carly some spanish whore who thinks shes cool.sam that stupid blonde bitch whos licks pussy and enjoys. and last and least freddy who suck spencers balls.

carly:hi freddy
freddy:im cool
sam:lick my pussy nub
freddy;yes sam
carly: i want some too icarly
By Cori
Icarly

Great, I have icarly.
By Dena
Icarly
A show about three gay ass kids that do a dumbass webshow, that is not fucking funny at all. The main character, Carly, is a dumb brunette who looks like a cartoon that just got wacked in the face by a mallet and she tries to say funny shit even though she can't. Also, this bitch is a singer who sings worse than Hannah Montana(Big Shock). Then comes Sam. She is the tomboy of the trio and loves chilli and making fun of the loser, Freddy. She is the only one on the gay show that has a femine appearence. Then their's Freddy. The Technical Producer of icarly. He is a gay fag who makes out with computers. He has no life of his own so he hangs out with carly and hits on her all the time (I don't know how much they had to pay him to do that)....maybe 5 mill. And also, Carly has a brother, Spencer. He is the only semi-cool one on the show. The worst thing about the show is that it uses other company products and changes the name around.

Ex: Pear pod(i-pod)

Pear phone(i-phone)

Skybucks(Starbucks)

If you watch this show and your a guy.......You must be pretty fruitty.

(Joe is calling Jim, 8:00 pm)
Joe: Hey man, I just scored us two chicks for the night, then were hitting a party, i'll be at your place to pick you up in 5 mintues.
Jim: Yeah, can we go in half an hour?
Joe: Why?
Jim: Well, im in the middle of watching an icarly episode and it's really good.
Joe: WOW...sorry man, i didn't know you were gay, i'll hook u up with a guy instead, ight.
Jim: Im NOT gay, I just love icarly
(Joe has his phone on speaker-phone and all of his freinds are hearing him).
Everyone in the car: Sure your not!
(Their all laughing at Jim)
By Stefa
Icarly
some gay ass show with some homosexual kids that think making a web show is cool. these faggots need to get a life and make more friends. carly is a little whore that sucks balls at acting and thinks she's hot. sam, a little tomboy bitch who rips on the little raper freddy all the time. freddy, like i said above, a little raper and an annoying cock sucker. carly's grandpa "granddad" is a dick wad that likes to suck spencer's balls and wants carly to live with her in yachma so he can lick her pussy all day, but actually.. spencer is the only cool one cuz he's supposingly 26. that teacher bitch mrs.. um.. i dont remember is a fucking ass skank who likes scottish dancing and a bunch of other shit. thats about it.. so pretty much, what im trying to say is that this show is about some punk ass dickhead who need to get a lives of their own.

Oh, i remember now, the skank's name is ms. briggs.

iCarly

Carly: suck my balls grandpa
Grandpa: maybe later..
Sam: I'll do it
Freddy: Get the fuck out of my way Sam, Carly's pussy is mine
Carly: sure why not.. a faggot 10 year old is probably all i'll get in life..
By Alana
Icarly
a show on nickelodeon that can be funny at times but most of the time its just fucking annoying. its about a prissy teenage girl named carly and a tomboy named sam who thinks shes all badass but really shes just a poser. there is also a chubby gay kid named freddy and together they do a web show called icarly thats not funny at all. the only characters on the show that actually make the show entertaining is carlys brother, spencer, and a boy named gibby

person 1: dude have you seen icarly?

person 2: yes, its so fucking annoying
By Abigael
Icarly
2 girls and 2 boys star in this show. It is hillarious and cool.
Carly, Sam and Freddie run a web show that is really funny.Keep up the good work, icarly!

Carly: Spencer be quiet! We are trying to have a marriage icarly webisode!

Spencer: So potato chips aren't important?

Carly: Just get out

Spencer: Ok.

(HA HA HA! Funny right?
By Johnath
Icarly
a show that only awesome peolpe watch. By the way, the other people who thinks icarly stinks, your feet stink and you dont love jesus!
haha, hows that?

blake amerson: so guess what i watched icarly last night it was awesome, like me.

Guys; well if blake is watching it then it must be really cool.

By Twyla
ICarly
This show is hilarious. All of the people writing these definitions of iCarly must have it confused it with a Disney channel show. iCarly is my favorite show in the world!

ICarly is awesome and makes me pee in my pants.
By Karolina
ICarly
Some few years ago...
Nickolodeon was going down. Old favorites like Spongebob and Drake and Josh were coming close to an end. It seemed as if they were doomed. However, out of the darkness came a hero. A rescue team, set out to design the perfect teen comedy show, and rescue Nickolodeon. Unfortunately however, an unfortunate mistake occured in the idea room, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...iCarly!!! Quickly, the developers knew it would wreck havoc on its viewers so they stored in an under water cage...

2 years ago....

A satellite crashed into the ocean, waking the terrible monster iCarly from its deep sleep. It walked out and began terrorizing manhattan. A Holy Shit protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the iCarly monster........

Help us....It's still alive

Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!

Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck was it?
Military:ITS iCARLY!!!!
By Nanice