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Define Homemade Meaning

Homemade
A man who is overly accommodating to his dominating bitch; a tailor-made man; a man who can't function without his bitch's approval.

Jasper's a homemade nigga.
By Philly
Homemade
Cool, great, excellent, fantastic. Can be used to replace any word indicating that something is of high quality or particularly good.

"Those are some homemade shoes you picked up last week baby!"

"Have you checked out the new Ludacris CD? Thats homemade!"

"Don't put him down man, he's homemade..."
By Coral
Homemade Delight
Aphrodisiac drugs disguised as candy that are given to children on Halloween to increase the chance of sexual behaviors at a preteen age.

Little Timmy and Sally tried out some homemade delight after trick-or-treating. Now there's no stopping them from getting busy in bed all night.
By Lindsy
Homemade Lemonade
Homemade Lemonade is a term for urine , also known as Beggars Tea

"Tamlin fixed a batch of beggars tea and set up his "Lemonade" stand , the neighbourhood kids would feel his wrath"

"Homemade Lemonade is an important ingredient in any diverse fetish party"
By Gale
Homemade Ambien
Where you jack off before going to sleep, making falling asleep easier

Dude I totally looked up some porn last night, took some homemade ambien, and i was out like a baby!!
By Milzie
Semi-homemade
Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.

Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
By Chlo
Homemade Nigga
A person, by and large, who was raised, usually by their Mom and Pops or other legitimate parental figure, in the dirty dirty (not necessarily the South) and was brought up to take care of their own mutha fuckin business without the help of or mooching off of others.

Tom: It seems that Dan's work ethic has always been top notch, don't you agree?

James: Why yes, Tom. Dan, the homemade nigga that he is, has always taken care of his shit.
By Marthe
Homemade Hotdog
when you take your own dick and insert it into your own ass as best as possible

I caught John making a homemade hotdog, thats fucked up!
By Cthrine
Homemade Sin
used to denote an unnattractive look or person, used especially in regard to tardy drag queens.

"We went to Jenna St. James' show last night"
"OOh! How did she look?!"
"Ugh! Trust, she looked like homemade sin!"
By Cathie
Homemade Chernobyl
That bomb ass homemade methamphetamine

Yo bruh you got that homemade Chernobyl
By Merridie