Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh
By Helene
Honked
A cry of despair for the state of the world, which is approaching peak clown status. Often used as a more extreme and nihilistic version of the word fuck.
Honk Honk means to squeeze your titties while screaming out: "Honk Honk!" Many women and trans people do this to indicate they are ready for mating season.
Giuliano: "I saw my mother honk honking yesterday.. I guess I'm ready for a sibling!"
Weeaboo man: "Damn.. That's hot!"