Define Honked Meaning

Honked
to be sexually aroused and excited (slang term)

Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch
Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh
By Helene
Honked
A cry of despair for the state of the world, which is approaching peak clown status. Often used as a more extreme and nihilistic version of the word fuck.

Things are so honked right now
People who agree with Trump are honked
By Vin
Honked
Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.
By Gerianna
Honk Honk
the sound a bicycle horn makes when squeezed by a small magical cat girl named Chen.

Here's comes Chen on her bike! *HONK HONK!*
By Grethel
Honk Honk
Honk Honk means to squeeze your titties while screaming out: "Honk Honk!" Many women and trans people do this to indicate they are ready for mating season.

Giuliano: "I saw my mother honk honking yesterday.. I guess I'm ready for a sibling!"
Weeaboo man: "Damn.. That's hot!"
By Corette
The Honks
The uncontrollable, irresistible urge to squeeze a woman's breasts.

Woman: Excuse me!! Did you just squeeze my breast?!
Man: Sorry love, I have a bad case of the honks!!
By Dulci
The Honks
People of elite status by personal achievements or experiences

Jack:Kevin I heard you're a part of The Honks congratulations

Kevin:Yea thanks I finally became one

Jack:How can I become a Honk?

Kevin:I'm not sure but it's gotta be something impressive
By Ethelda
Honked
The state of being completely drained, or so exasperated with somebody to the point that you're just done with them.

Joshua: *tells a joke*
Jean: I'm just too honked to deal with you right now.
By Juliette
Honk
To squeeze a booby and pretend its a horn or klaxon type device...see also Hoot

Honk!!! Oooh you cheaky scallywag!
By Leonelle
Honk Honk
Unexpectantly grabbing a guys crotch (honk! honk!) to see if you could work with his package.

OR

Giving a guy an ego booster by grabbing his crotch (honk! honk!)unexpectantly.

I thought that guy was hot so I gave him a Honk Honk to see what he has going on.

OR

That poor guy looked lonely over there so I gave him a Honk Honk to make his night.
By Jan