You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means
herpes, baby!
That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so
coy!!!