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Define Hooman Meaning

Hooman
When a doggo is talking to human

look hooman i boop a do
By Natty
Hooman
what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!
By Dayle
Hooman
A fun loving guy who can be a little crazy at times...and also a little slutty.

Damn, that's the third chick hooman hooked with this week!
By Julietta
Hooman
A person who gives off suspicious vibes.

"Look at that hooman wearing those Hawaiian swim trunks, black tennis shoes, and sports coat."
"AAAAH, oh my god, hooman!"

"Dude, did you see that guy that was there last night with really bad B.O."
"Umm yeah, that was so hooman-y of him."

Lady Gaga is a hooman.
By Luise
Hooman
A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
By Pamella
Hooman
Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!
By Chelsy
Hooman
Hooman is human in dog language

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest
By Meridith
Hooman
A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!
By Tedra
Hooman
A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night
By Lura
Hooman
A man with a VERY giant penis.

hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night
By Gretta