Define Hooper Meaning

Hooper
A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.

Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper
By Virgie
Hooper
a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.
By Moyra
Hooper
A white guy who will only date and sleep with black women.

Timmay is a hooper. He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot and black.
By Yetta
Hooper
When you call someone a 'Hooper' either they have excrimented in a bush, or a man who is the result of Tasmanian Inbreeding and takes it in the ring, see hoopajew

A buttplug is a Hooper or a hoopajew
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!
By Fifine
Hooper
a tweaker; someone so jacked up on speed that they run around in circles.

Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers
By Lorry
Hooper Hooper
A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.

1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”
By Charisse
Hooper

Jason Kidd is a Hooper because he can put up a triple double any given night.
By Carlie
Hoopered
When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.

DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?
By Shoshanna
Hooper
A proffessional hula hooper or a person with extraordinary and original hula hooping skills.

That hooper is awesome she has 25 hoops going at once spinning around her body.

Hooping is becoming a global tribe and performance-art form thanks to festivals like burning man.
By Angil
Hooper
A guy who is really hot and attractive. Usually funny, good at basketball, and very outgoing. Also makes an amazing boyfriend. Very sexy but intelligent and caring.

That guy is so hot and good at basketball! That explains why his name is hooper!
By Veronika