a short ass pimple-faced blonde
teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will
scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and
sniffs their ass.
Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept
sniffing my ass and taking shits in
the yard, thought i kicked him out
by now.